Challenge Accepted…Slow Progress.

The great hair challenge continues!!!

the mo fro

The progress is quite slow. But, hey, it is growing!!!

Lately, Emily has attempted to make comments that would encourage me to throw in the towel. In fact, it’s not just Emily. Some of the “Team Emily” supporters have been rallying the troops. It went so far as receiving comments about getting my hair cut while on work sites in Guatemala. That’s pretty low.  By now, “Team Emily” should realize that I can pretty much take any harassment that comes my way. I will be victorious!!!

I have noticed that my hair somewhat resembles that of barbeque master chef Steven Raichlen. So, maybe I am just working my way through a list of chefs seen on PBS on this journey towards a head of hair like the great chef Hubert Keller!

Some people continually point out how immature all of this is…of course it’s immature! Do you really believe that I do not understand that this is ridiculous? But, let’s be honest, it’s a harmless way to have some fun. So, my advice to the “holier-than-thou” club…stop taking yourselves so seriously…relax…enjoy life…cut loose and have some fun! It’s only hair.

Steven Raichlen

 

Hubert Keller

Challenge Accepted…What’s To Come

The journey of the “hair challenge” continues!

I’m getting to the point where the help of a professional will come in handy. It won’t be long until things are all fro’d out. So, I need a little shaping and texturizing in order to get the hair to go more in the direction of Hubert Keller and less in the direction of Freddie “Boom Boom” Percy Washington of Welcome Back Kotter fame!

I have had a few people ask if I have any clue what my hair will look like as it grows out. The answer is, unfortunately, “yes”.

Below, you will find a couple of pictures that give an example of what my hair has looked like in the past when I’ve let it grow out. I do expect to receive several comments about the hair, the glasses, and especially the facial hair. The pictures were taken in the mid-90’s, in the house of Brett Conaway, Chip Baker, and Matt Hemeyer on College Avenue in Muncie during my freshman year at Ball State University. I’m pretty sure if you could zoom out a bit, there would be some Rhinelander nearby. And, we were probably watching skate videos with the volume turned down while listening to obscure indie rock…or speed metal. That gives you a decent frame of reference for my state of mind at the time…explaining the “look” I was going for. But, you must admit that is a sweet They Might Be Giants shirt…and an awesome cardigan!

If I’m willing to publicly share these photos…then I’m definitely willing to let my hair grow out like Hubert Keller. Hear this, Emily Morris, I will not…I repeat…I will NOT lose this challenge!

The Practice of Radical Hospitality

As I’ve been at the Indiana United Methodist Church Annual Conference at Ball State University this week, I have noticed some displays of radical hospitality. At the same time, I have noticed some displays of radical rudeness.

When I arrived at the registration tables, I was warmly welcomed and given clear instructions on where to go and what to do. The friendly nature of those working the various tables helped me relax and feel a bit more comfortable being at this conference.

When I came into Emens Auditorium, I was greeted by name by one of the Ball State employed ushers. He took time to ask how I was doing, to ask about my family, and to show genuine care and concern. Of course, he also had to do his job and gently remind me that I had to finish my coffee in the lobby! Come on, Ball State, the carpet and chairs in Emens are so out-dated…they are older than me…let us bring in some freaking coffee!

This morning, I was greeted like a long-lost friend at a coffee shop when the barista said, “Hey, how are you doing? We haven’t seen you around here for a while.” So, it made it a bit easier to forgive the fact that they prepared my blueberry bagel in a manner that made it taste like an onion bagel.

At the same time, I have experienced some acts of radical rudeness.

I recall the way observing a pastor talking down to a BSU dining services employee at a dinner.

I recall the way a colleague (within ministry, not at my specific church) continually treats me as a second class citizen.

I recall the way a layperson spoke to me before she found out that I was here as a part of the annual conference and not as a Ball State student (however, I was flattered that she actually thought I could have been a student). It was odd, she was rude…sort of spoke in a demeaning manner, and I’m not sure why. Then, when she asked if I was student and I explained that I was here for the Annual Conference, she pulled one of those, “Oh, I’m so glad to have met you.”

Then, I recall all the ways I have failed to show hospitality to those around me. I recall all the ways in which I have ignored those who just need a simple act of kindness…a smile…a door held…a kind word. I recall the ways I have overlooked people in order to get to those who “really matter.”

I recall the fact that I need to not simply point the finger at others…I need to do more than grow indignant when I see others treated poorly…I need to make sure I grow and practice hospitality.

May we all grow in and practice hospitality. May we become known for the way we love, care, and treat others…in a positive way!

Romans 12:13- “Share with the Lord’s people who are in need. Practice hospitality.”

Hebrews 13:2“Do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it.”

1 Peter 4:9- Offer hospitality to one another without grumbling.”

3 John 1:8“We ought therefore to show hospitality to such people so that we may work together for the truth.”

How Do You Like Your Racists?

This weekend, I took a nice run through our neighborhood. Well, it started out nice. The weather was great. Jeff Tweedy and Wilco were providing a nice and relaxing soundtrack.

And, then I turned down a street and encountered a vehicle plastered with hate-filled bumper stickers. The messages contained on this vehicle were beyond offensive. Yes, they were worse than the “Jesus is my Co-Pilot” stickers that drive me crazy (more on that another time). At the sight of the vehicle I found myself welling up with anger…and a sense of righteous indignation. I stopped to take it all in because I simply could not believe what I was seeing on a vehicle…in my neighborhood.

I found myself thinking, “How could anyone put these kinds of messages on their vehicle?” Then I thought, “Why? What is this person hoping to accomplish?”

Then it got worse because the person also had a “in case of rapture, this car will be unmanned” sticker. I’m not kidding! I would have taken a picture…but: 1) I don’t take a camera with me when I run 2) a picture would only further spread the hate-filled messages and greatly offend others.

So, not only had this person identified him/herself as a racist, he/she had also identified him/herself as a Christian.

I don’t know about you and how you interpret the Bible…But I’m convinced that the Bible is incompatible with racism.

I’m pretty sure when Jesus said, “Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: Love your neighbor as yourself. All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments” (Matthew 22:37-40), he did not intend that believers would only love some and hate others. And, Jesus’ interactions with the Samaritan woman and the Canaanite woman…he was breaking down all sorts of barriers…demonstrating how Jews should interact with others.

Then, I began to think about how in a round-a-bout manner I was glad this individual had displayed these stickers. He was being open and honest about who he is…And, he was letting those around him clearly know who they would be dealing with.

I mean, how do you like your racists? In or out of the closet?

Think about it for a minute…

Closeted racists are the folks that carry on as though all is normal. You develop friendships with them. You develop a great sense of trust. And, then, after they begin to feel more comfortable around you…they let down their guard and begin to make racists comments. At first, you might dismiss it…”Oh they were just joking”. Then, you begin to notice that your close friend is a racist. When you question closeted racists, they will deny it. They will make comments like, “I had a black friend in high school” or “My housekeeper is from Mexico.”

On the other hand, you have the out-of-the-closet racist. This is the kind of person who lets you know from the get-go what you are getting yourself into. They do not hold back. They wear their racists beliefs on their hats, t-shirts, skin, and bumper stickers. They don’t hesitate to make racist comments from the first moment of an initial conversation. These are the folks who will provide you with a lengthy educational statement on why the confederate flag is not racist or offensive because it represents standing “for” something…it represents “southern pride”…it represents the “joys and values of being southern”…it represents “rebelling against something you think is wrong”. While that may be how one person views the confederate flag, I don’t think it will convince those who see it as a sign of oppression and bigotry otherwise.

All of this reminds me that, while we have made great strides as a nation, we still have a long way to go. We still have a long journey ahead of us to work towards peace and unity.

Whether a racist is in or out of the closet, it is wrong and healing needs to take place. So, how do we confront racism today? In ourselves…in our churches…in our communities…in our nation…in our world?

Challenge Accepted…Team Jason vs. Team Emily

As I’ve traveled slowly down the path of this challenge, it has become clear that there are three distinctive “teams” that have developed.

First, there is “Team I Don’t Care” which is also known as “Team You Guys Are Idiots”. This “team” is made up of those who just don’t give a rip about the challenge Emily issued to me and those who simply think I am foolish for accepting such a challenge. I often refer to this team as “Team We Take Ourselves Too Seriously and Do Not Know How to Have Fun!”

Then, there is “Team Jason”. This is the team of people who are cheering me on…giving me tips on how to grow my hair. I understand that the main motivation is simply to see me with ridiculous hair. To be honest, I am okay with that!

Finally, there is “Team Emily”. This is the group of people who want to see Emily reign victorious. Now, it appears that the main motivation behind “Team Emily” supporters is the opportunity to see me do the Rerun dance in a public setting. Their motivation is my embarrassment…my public humiliation. But, what they fail to take into consideration is the fact that I simply don’t care about any kind of potential embarrassment. And, I will not fail in this challenge! So, don’t get your Rerun dance hopes up!

Hair Update: While the growth is not obvious, it is growing. The greatest proof of growth comes in the form  of the developing “baby mullet”. I have some small curls developing in the back. And, my hairline is a little better disguised. But, I have a very long way to go.

All I can say is that I already have my meal picked out at the Burger Bar when Emily finally throws in the towel. I’ll be going for the $60 Rossini burger…with kobe beef, foie gras (I dont give a rip about the controvery…I like my duck liver fattened!), and shaved truffles!!!